November 11, 2005
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Man I love watching fights happen… Once I see a fight going on, I am mesmerized.
Today I am coming home from a late dinner and some moving stuff from my
old home, and I get this hear this screaming and a crowd of people
hanging out by my building.You gotta understand there are bunch of old drug addicts with who love
dogs who usually hang out at the base of my apartment, who I have grown
quite fond of over my stay in Wan Chai.Anyway, so there are more people than normal this time around and I’m
like what? So I go check it out. There by the mane road, I
hear yelling and screaming, but I don’t see anything.Then I see this weird gweiloh, on the phone walking holding a camera
tripod. And I was like right, crazy white guy near my
house. That is just what I need.So as I look on, I’m like wait, he’s yelling at some guy he’s
following… Soon as he approaches me and the rest of the crowd, he
starts yelling and pointing at some guy. We see he’s on the
phone, and I presume he’s talking to the police, cause he’s yelling at
the dude. “You’re going to fucking Jail” over and over again.Now the guy looks severely pissed. Not the drunk kind but still
he was mad… So he takes after the guy and the crown disperses leaving
the lone guy who is being chased.Anyway… so he continues to yell his treat and it starts getting exciting cause Crazy white guys is still at it.
So he ends up running towards the Chinese guy holding his tripod.
Then somehow in a pure moment of brilliance, the Chinese guy turns
around and the White dude… stops. His friends, presumeably, the
rest of the drug addicts kinda stare him down… No fighting, but the
“victim” as I see it (gotta be positive towards my people), starts to
walk toward him, and all of a sudden, Crazy white dude backs away.And this white guy is huge. Bald and just a large man. This
Brad Pitt tall, and The Rock fit… not a small guy, yet little drug
addicted China man scares him….He conitunes to yell his threat and Chinese dude walks away. White guy makes chase.
They get up to the MTR station, and he’s telling the Police where they
are and he’s chasing him. And the last I saw… The Chinese made
the same move and the White dude just kinda crossed the road and
continued to yell his threat.I had to come home to do my homework, but before I began I had to write this first since it was so fresh…
Now off to reporting on Bart Simpson being shown in Arabic…
Cheers
Jonathan Out!
