February 17, 2006

  • Children’s Large

    If there was any confusion with my story two entries ago… there’s an explanation.

    I was in Stanley getting some rugby shirts, cause I need some for the
    coming Sevens tournaments.  I also realized that the shop in
    Stanley was going to be closed, because the HK IRB was being assholes
    and shutting that guy down unless he comes up with a million dollars to
    save his business.  So I thought that I would do my part to get
    him going.

    So I’m browsing through the England Rugby Polos and I realize that they
    are huge shirts.  I mean, when I get a shirt at Quicksilver, I
    usually get a medium, but when I put on the small, it was too
    big.  The sleeves actually went to my elbows.  I have not had
    a sleeve reach my elbows since I was 18 and 190 pounds.

    I’m standing there talking to Jo, and I’m like I really want these
    shirts but they don’t fit me.  Then all of a sudden the dude who
    owns the place goes, get a kids size.  I freak out, what? 
    Kids sizes, you’re kidding me.  But then I figure, that if the
    adult sizes are larger than normal, the kids sizes should also be too.

    So I take the largest kid size, 12 years old, BTW, and I put it
    on.  A perfect fit.  I mean it doesn’t get to be a better
    size than that.  I was so happy and excited.  I was like no
    shit.  So I get an away and a home jersey, and I’m all set. 
    I’ll probably just wear the white one to games and the navy blue one
    out of the house….

    So there you have it kids, I am a 12 year old again.  Not like I never was.

    Jonathan Out!

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