October 4, 2005
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Today’s entry is called… I love stupid people.
Alright get this,
Someguy, but the name of E. Forbes Smiley walked into a Yale
Univeristy library and stole a bunch of hisotical maps and art.
This guy was so good, that he had stuff it in his brief case, and
his jacket pocket.But criminals always do, he did a dumb thing. He dropped a x-acto
blade next to him in the library and the librarian went and got
evidence of him stealing maps and stuff on the security cameras.Then he claims that the maps were his and he was comparing.
Damn, this guy is really stupid. But so was Yale
Univeristy. I mean, come on. If you have such rare and
expensive things, there usually is a person who is there to supervise
your handling of these arifacts. Noone in their right mind would
leave a historical pice for you to handle on your own… At the most
they would lock you in a room where it is you at the thing only.Have you seen Red Dragon? When Ralph Finnes needs to look at the
painting of the Red Dragon at the Smithsonian, he gets to go to a
private viewing room, and the person stays with him. Only when he
did whack her over the head was he able to do what he wanted with the
painting.So I say… here’s my rating system. Yale Univeristy D- (for securoty)… Smiley F (Dumb)
I would have failed Yale for this event but then again, they are Yale
Univeristy… and it is my belief that anybody who’s last name is
smiley and looks liked that guy just shouldn’t be trusted. But
that is just me thinking…He kinda reminded me of Nick Nolte in his DUI photo… so how could he wear a suit and look scholarly… I will never know…
And get this, apparently he may have done this in other libraries, now
now libraries as far as England are checking their stock to make sure
mr. educated dummasss here didn’t mess with them too…Here’s the article…
http://www.iht.com/articles/2005/10/03/features/stolen.php
Look out for this guy…
Jonathan Out!
